This was sent to me from the hilarious source The Onion, whole article found here…. read it, you will weep with laughter!
hahahahahahahha.
All Recipes
- Acorn Squash
- Afghan Cookies
- Arepas
- Asparagus with Sesame Sauce
- Bacon & Egg Pie
- Beer Bread
- Beet Salad with Brown Butter Dressing
- Beet, Goat Cheese & Kale Salad
- Berry Crisp
- Black Cod with Mushrooms
- Blueberry Bread
- Blueberry Pierogies
- Bootlegger Beans
- Borscht Cold
- Borscht Hot
- Broccoli Rabe Saute
- Brown Sugar Cookies
- Brussel Sprouts with Almonds
- Buttermilk Spice Cake
- Cabbage Slaw
- Cabbage Slaw Pt 2
- Carrot Harissa & Feta Salad
- Carrot Soup
- Catskill Cookies
- Cauliflower Cheese Bake
- Ceasar Dressing
- Chard & Asparagus Tart
- Chard & White Bean Soup
- Cheesy Damper Bread
- Chicken with Za'atar
- Chili
- Chilled Pea Soup
- Chimichurri Sauce
- Chinese Stir Fry
- Chive Aioli
- Chocolate Cake
- Chocolate Chip Cookie
- Chocolate Coconut Cookies
- Chocolate Cupcakes with Peanut Butter Frosting
- Chocolate Earl Grey Cake
- Chocolate Ginger Cookies
- Classic Potato Salad
- Coconut Cream Pie
- Concord Grape Tart
- Corn Chowder
- Cornbread
- Crab Cakes
- Cranberry Sauce
- Creamed Spinach
- Cucumber & Feta Salad
- Cucumber Sorbet
- Cucumbers with chive sauce
- Curried Cauliflower
- Curry Fish, Shrimp or Veggie
- Double Stuffed Potatoes
- Egg Salad
- Everything But The Kitchen Sink Pizza
- Fake Meat Pie
- Fava Bean Salad
- Fiddleheads
- Fig, Sour Cream & Yogurt Popsicles
- Fish Fritters
- Fish Pasta
- Fish Tacos
- Fluffy Egg Nest
- Fresh Tomato Sauce
- Fried Green Tomatoes
- Fried Zucchini Flowers
- Gazpacho
- Ginger Beer
- Ginger Lime Shrimp
- Gingerbread Loaf
- Granola
- Gratin
- Green Tomato Cake
- Haloumi Cheese
- Hamachi Salad
- Health Salad
- Hot Cross Buns
- Kabocha Squash
- Kale & White Bean Burgers
- Kale Croustini
- Labane
- Lamb Grilled
- Lamingtons
- Leg of Lamb Roasted
- Lemon & Thyme Shortbread
- Lemon Almond Cake
- Lemon Curd
- Lemon Linguine
- Lentil, Beet, Kale salad
- Mac n Cheese
- Macadamia, Coconut & Lime Cake
- Marinated Feta
- Matzo Crack
- Meatless Chili
- Mexican Corn
- Milk Chocolate Pudding Pie
- Miso Soup
- Mixed Berry Pie
- Mushroom Pie
- Mussels with Tomato Sauce
- Not my Banana Bread recipe
- Olive Oil Rosemary Cake
- Olive Oil, Lime & Yogurt Loaf
- Overnight Oatmeal
- Pancakes Ricotta
- Pasta e Fagioli
- Pavlova
- Peach & Raspberry Tart
- Peas Potato & Paneer Curry
- Pecan Bars
- Penne with Artichokes & Olives
- Pesto
- Piccalilli
- Pickled Onions & Jalapenos
- Pickled Radishes
- Pizza Snacks
- Potato Pie
- Potato Pierogies
- Potato Salad
- Potato Salad (German)
- Puff Pastry Squares
- Pumpkin Lasagne
- Pumpkin Loaf
- Pumpkin Pie
- Pumpkin Soup
- Pumpkin, Pepita Saledt Caramels
- Puttanesca
- Quinoa Breakfast
- Quinoa Cakes
- Radish Pesto
- Radish Slaw
- Raita
- Ramps & Other Stuff Tart
- Recession Soup
- Red Cabbage & Tuna Slaw
- Red Lentil, Sweet Potato & Red Pepper Stew
- Rhubarb Compote & Pickled
- Rhubarb Tart with Lemon Curd Cream
- Ricotta
- Rigatoni with Peas and Kale
- Risotto
- Roasted Beets
- Roasted Garlic
- Roasted Garlic & Cauliflower Soup
- Roasted Parsnip Soup
- Roasted Red Peppers
- Roasted Veggies
- Salsa Verde
- Salted Caramels
- Salted Fudge Brownies
- Scallop & Cod Burgers
- Scallop Burgers
- Scallop Gratin
- Scones
- Seafood Soup
- Sesame Coated Fish
- Shrimp & Brocolli
- Shrimp Scampi
- Shrimp Spicy Grilled
- Shrimp with Chili Mustard Sauce
- Simple Salad Dressing
- Simply Sorbet
- Snap Pea Salad
- Snapper Baked Whole
- Soy Cured Salmon
- Spicy Glazed Eggplant
- Spinach with Sesame Sauce
- Split Pea Soup
- Sticky Toffee Pudding
- Stuffed Poblano Peppers
- Stuffed Portobello Mushrooms
- Sweetcorn Fritters
- Thai Green Curry
- Tofu Au Poivre
- Tomato Chutney
- Tomato Sauce
- Tomato Sauce Spicy
- Tomato Water
- Tomatoes Slow Roasted
- Tuna Salad
- Vegetable Pot Pie
- Vegetable Turnovers
- Vegetarian Lentil Balls
- Warm Green Bean Salad
- Wasabi Pickled Cucumbers
- Watermelon Salad
- White Bean Soup
- Zucchini Bread
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haha, love the Onion.
As an FYI, I really want that kitten t-shirt in the Onion online store which reads “kitten thinks of nothing but murder all day” with the cute kitty on the front.