kiwi-isms

Ah it’s the never-ending accent, even after a 21 year absence from New Zealand,  people over here still can’t understand me.  Sometimes it’s the words, sometimes is the accent, sometimes I’m mumbling, sometimes I’m just incoherent, so here my friends is a quick guide to all things kiwi.

kiwiisms

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If in doubt, just follow the key.

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10 Comments

  1. Posted May 15, 2009 at 5:12 pm | Permalink

    you forgot “yeah but narh” or is that universal.

  2. Jill
    Posted May 15, 2009 at 6:20 pm | Permalink

    Wow! thats a lot of slang…how about feelin a bit crook? (sick)

  3. VigneronRowland
    Posted May 15, 2009 at 7:04 pm | Permalink

    You forgot “Sheila”

    • thecatskillkiwi
      Posted May 15, 2009 at 8:55 pm | Permalink

      Nope Sheila is specifically Australian!!

      • VigneronRowland
        Posted May 17, 2009 at 11:28 pm | Permalink

        “well well well what ‘ave we ‘ere?, looks like a sheila, ‘ere bob whatcha gonna do?”

        So are you saying the local turkeys are from Ozzies? Next time you see them yell out “A’ Bruce!” and see if they respond.

  4. thecatskillkiwi
    Posted May 15, 2009 at 8:57 pm | Permalink

    I should have been a bit more specific with regards where the slang came from. A friend in N.Z sent the words over they are one big fridge magnet!

  5. Sarah
    Posted May 16, 2009 at 11:13 am | Permalink

    I’ll be sure to use the “don’t have a hissy fit will ya” on you in the future! Or you can use “come on rattle your dags” on me when I’m slacking…

  6. Posted May 17, 2009 at 8:52 pm | Permalink

    this is hilarious!

  7. thecatskillkiwi
    Posted May 17, 2009 at 11:36 pm | Permalink

    oh my Vigneron you are so totally right.. I pulled my own “Sheila” card… but i will try hollering BRUCE next time they’re out and about.

  8. Fiona
    Posted May 22, 2009 at 3:16 pm | Permalink

    Such a crazy thing… I so know how you feel… and it is often made much worse by the fact that I spent 9 years in the UK before moving to the US with my Irish husband… never sure where my idioms come from now! People look at me strangely when I say I am feeling a ‘box of birds’ or ask them if they are ‘taking the piss’… But it does make for some giggles when we are trading our funny phrases.


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