Today I bought bird seed. Yup bird seed…. its not something I ever thought would be front and center on any of my shopping lists, Tom Ford sunnies – yip, APC shoes – yip, Barney’s trench – yip, bird seed… say what?? But there you have it one big ole bag o seed. Your welcome birdies. I am not a monster, I am friendly to god’s creatures (well some of them)… starting from now that is!
There was however a fair amount of confusion (um on my part) when the garden lady asked me “what type of bird seed do you want?” HUH there are types… I guess my face must have said it all. She walked me over to a massive contractor sized brown bag and pointed…. I was horrified, good grief how much to birds eat? they’re only little….. “what i have to buy all that”, she looked me over (again), reached in and pulled out 1 reasonable sized bag, oh well now that’s more like….. I mean they have to fly don’t they?